In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.
fucking thank you
yeah your baby is cute but how much can it benchpress
why does everything have to be solved by true love’s kiss like why can’t things be set right by true friendship’s high five, embrace, and session of several songs sang together loudly and off-key
let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.
american horror story: asylum
do you ever just see someone else’s headcanon about a character you like and it’s like “you’re entitled to think that” but at the same time you’re mentally cringing really hard
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